Mis-Quotes

My niece was asking me the other day on nice quotes and I answered her with the infamous "birds of the same feather make a good feather duster." She ended up laughing off her seat when I dished out even more quotes gone wrong. I'm posting them here in case I forget them later:

• The family that prays together has only one rosary
• Early to bed, early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon
• When the cat is away, the mouse is alone
• If others can do it, let them do it for you
• Do unto others before others do unto you
• It's better to cheat than to repeat
• Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine
• An apple a day is seven apples a week
• No guts, no glory.. no ID, no entry
• To err is human; to errs is humans
• Don't judge a book, just cover it